Box Tops

Every month at Audrey's school they have a box top contest. Each class competes to see who can collect the most tops and they announce a winner. That winning class gets a pizza party! WooHoo! They must be drilling this into the kids heads right now because Audrey has been talking NONSTOP about it. This is how our latest conversation went:

Audrey: "Dad, if our class doesn't win the box top contest this month then it was a complete WASTE of box tops!"

Adam: "It isn't a complete waste of box tops, all that money still goes to the school! What do you get if you win?"

Audrey: "Well...we get a pizza party!"

Adam: "What kind of pizza is it?" (as in, where are they getting it from)

Audrey: "It's pizza from the servants."

Adam: "Servants? What do you mean servants?"

Audrey: "You know dad, the ladies that give it to you in the lunch room."

Adam: "Um, you mean SERVERS. Or better yet, lunch ladies. And, I hope you haven't been calling them servants at school!"

Audrey: "I don't remember dad. But, okay."

Nice.